SNL parodies TSA Groping

I am really pleased that this has become an issue and that there are millions of people who think the TSA is not keeping us safe by groping and fondling my wife and grandma.



I've said it before and I'll say it again, homeland security is renewable energy and healthy eating habits. Sure, there are a few dozen impoverished uneducated Somalis and Taliban that hate America, but the real terrorist threat comes from the oil and coal companies (making our planet uninhabitable for future generations) and the industrial meat complex (killing millions of Americans every day from heart disease and obesity related problems). I know this does not fit the conventional wisdom about 9/11, but look at the numbers - millions of species and the future of the planet (climate change), and millions of Americans every day (heart disease and obesity related problems) versus dudes with Turbans (3,000 Americans and two big buildings). It was still sad, but look at the numbers. You're not looking.

Gretchen sucks, Mondo should have won

This is my first post about fashion. Yes, it's about the show Project Runway. Yes, I'm married, and for you snickering single dudes out there, this is what happens when you get married. So go listen to Motley Crue and drink 5 beers and a Prairie Fire shot right now.

Anyway, the point is: Gretchen sucks, and Mondo should have won. It has been the Mondo Show for at least 5 episodes. If it were the Gretchen Show I would have stopped watching several episodes ago. Michael and Nina were a little like the Bush Administration, deciding first (to invade Iraq), and then coming up with reasons afterwards. A bad Southwestern 70s catalog? The producers are probably regretting that.

OK, well, that was a nice diversion. Now back to serious matters, such as that our country totally sucks, and all these teabag idiots are going to get elected by Nina and Michael, I mean, the voters tomorrow.