The judge who overturned the drilling moratorium is a cyborg from the future sent here to kill all life on Earth

I've been veg for over 10 years, but still liked lox and sushi (I felt bad while eating it, but it was just so delicious). The BP oil spill finally got me to stop eating fish and shrimp. We should probably start assuming that 30% of American seafood is tainted. The industry will convince the regulators to let them sell it and people will die. Better protect yourselves, because the Terminator machines have risen, it is corporations versus humans, and that judge who overturned the drilling moratorium is a cyborg from the future sent here to kill all life on Earth.

When Coffee spills at BP Headquarters

Oops, it's all dead now, let's drill!

From a comment on ClimateProgress.org:

“If BP can “accidently” kill off most of the life in the gulf, then there would be little life to protect from future drilling in the area. So it would in the long run be easier to argue for more drilling in the area because there wouldn’t be much environment left to impact.”

I’m quite sure this thought has occurred to oil executives and their K street buddies. Can’t we send these people out on little boats to the Gulf so they can fully appreciate the splendor they have caused?

The Taliban and Al Qaida terrorists, even if they should build an A-bomb, can never hope to equal the sheer destruction that BP and their corporate partners have caused. These terrorists are sitting on their hands, eating sugared dates and figs, laughing at us and our corporatist system that does their horrible work for them.