Shih Tzus Against Hummers?

Now that Hummer is being sold to a Chinese company, maybe Chihuahuas Against Hummers should form a Chinese affiliate. Perhaps Shih Tzus Against Hummers?

Take Over GM and Make Better Cars

Suddenly these Detroit auto CEOs are eco-friendly, and sweet-talking in DC. But where were you ten years ago? What about your famous Hummer brand? Sure, now that you want free money, you'll promise this and that, but as soon as you're back on your feet, it'll be, "Oh, well, the market's not quite there yet, and oh, it's so expensive, but we're making 50 test models, and oh, we're doing all that we can by investing in R&D, and oh, we have plans to release a hydrogen car in 2025." I've heard it all before.

A few months ago I said let's bail out the auto companies and include contracts saying that they'll green their fleet etc. Now I'm thinking the government should actually take over the companies, fire all the people who sued to stop California's Clean Car Regulations (I mean go through their email archive, and every single person who said yes let's sue - fired!), hire some people from Silicon Valley EV start-ups, and let them run the companies. Oh, and the new contracts will all say they they won't sue to stop new climate regulations, they won't fund climate denial groups, they will support gas taxes and fuel surcharges, and they will green their fleet, or else the company reverts back to the government, and they go to jail.

Sounds fair.

Hummer is Screwed; Chihuahuas Happy

Chihuahuas Against Hummers News Release:

Several Chihuahuas were seen celebrating the latest news about Hummers. The gas-price-inspired consumer revolution is pretty amazing, when you think back just a few years. In 2003, we stood with our small dogs and our signs outside the Hummer dealership, educating the public about fuel efficiency, climate change and militarism, while so called patriots gave us the finger. Well, apparently the invisible hand has now smacked those polluters upside the head. For more information on Chihuahuas Against Hummers, type "Hummer protest" into Google. #1 baby! What's bad for General Motors is good for the planet. Ok, who's left? Cheney?

- - - - -

General Motors (NYSE: GM) announced today that it will cease production at four plants that build pickups, SUVs and medium-duty trucks, and that it will conduct a strategic review of the Hummer brand in response to growing demand for fuel-efficient vehicles in North America.

"Higher gasoline prices are changing consumer behavior, and they are significantly affecting the U.S. auto industry sales mix...At this point, we are considering all options for the Hummer brand ... everything from a complete revamp of the product lineup to partial or complete sale of the brand," Wagoner said.

The company also said it will react to the shift in the U.S. market by increasing production of small and midsize cars and reducing production of pickups and truck-based SUVs.

Wagoner said General Motors Corp.'s board also approved the production schedule of the Chevrolet Volt in Detroit, and the company plans to bring the plug-in electric car to showrooms by the end of 2010. The Volt runs on an electric motor and has a small engine to recharge its batteries.

- - - - -

It's nice when economics is on your side, for once. That's why I've been promoting Carbon Share.