The Stench and Gilligan 2012

What seems to be a semi-satire (weird, but maybe plausible) by Roger Simon on Politico posits new nicknames for Romney and Ryan: The Stench and Gilligan. Who is going to run with this and make a logo like the Romney campaigns and sell t-shirts and bumper stickers with "The Stench - Gilligan 2012"? Hilarious!

The quote I'd like to hear from Obama

At the RNC, Romney said: "Obama promised to slow sea level rise & heal the planet. I'm promising to help you & your family". At the DNC, I'd like to hear Obama say: "I will help you and your family by slowing sea level rise and healing the planet. Anything else will harm you and your family. And I plan to make this issue an important part of my campaign between now and November, and when elected, I will take immediate action to stop climate change domestically and internationally." He doesn't need to mention Cap & Dividend or Carbon Share or per capita equity explicitly (yet).